Sharktacular Squidmas Gift Available Now At Wireless!

I want my ardent readers to notice that in silhouette, this Shark chapeau looks exactly like one of those blasted Santa hats with the elf ears attached. BUT THIS BABY CAN BE WORN YEAR-ROUND, FOR ALL OCCASIONS.

CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE ADULT SIZE: http://www.thewirelesscatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=VL4606

CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE KID SIZE:

http://www.thewirelesscatalog.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=VL4616

THERE'S STILL BARELY ENOUGH TIME TO ORDER!

A Squidmas Gift That Keeps On Giving!

Brought To You By Ray Troll!

CLICK HERE to see a fabulous link provided by none other than Ray Troll, that most puzzling of recruiting operatives, in that he is not only MALE but 100% Shaved Monkey. (DESPITE OUR BEST EFFORTS.)


In fact, here's a second one he sent which is even more fabulous, as it is suitable for that IRRITATING PERSON on your Squidmas list WHO HAS EVERYTHING.

SQUIDMAS SHOPPING LINK

CLICK HERE to do some SERIOUS Squidmas shopping.

We can hope this artiste continues to branch out into other aquatic lifeforms.

An Appeal to the Membership

OK, I'm asking all of the operatives who are not under deep cover to let Mr. Troll know: this is HIS OPPORTUNITY to bring the joy of Squidmas to all the children of the world! Flap those gills, girls! I think he'll be persuaded once he realizes how many piscatorial operatives, as well as HP Lovecraft fans and all manner of Goths, want to GIVE HIM MONEY for this holiday item, which I dare say would be available NOWHERE ELSE ON EARTH! Who cares if it was my idea, it would be HIS INCOME.

Dare I hope he'd put "Merry Squidmas" in the spaces between the tentacle bundles? At that point I think I could RETIRE IN TRIUMPH and settle down the the task of shipping Squidly parcels everywhere from my watery lair.

Now, I want to add this IMPORTANT NOTE: Do not call, write or e-mail this renowned artist unless you are in the company of at least two non-operatives who are also calling, e-mailing or writing requests. We can't risk THAT much exposure.