Sunday, November 26, 2023

A Picture, Seen From Two Different Angles


This image just popped up on the Internet and I had it sent around to as many of our operatives as I could, and asked them to just SHOW IT AROUND and collect the reactions.

Land operatives showed this picture to FULLY HUMAN recruits.  They said that to a featherless biped, this looks like a TRIUMPHANT IMAGE of a fish learning to walk on land.  Like Gary Larson's "Great Moments In Evolution" cartoon.

It seems not to have occurred to most of them that the fish might be a former HUMAN wanting TOWARDS the water...forever.  The ones who see it that way should, of course, be recruited IMMEDIATELY.

Land operatives who looked at it themselves, almost to a woman, said "It sure feels like this sometimes."  Tottering along on those TWO RIDICULOUS PINS and just wanting to get back in the water already.  And the water is SO CLOSE, but you have to face away from it and head inland.

Aquatic operatives agreed that it made them ask "WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO?"  Only the BOLDEST said they could understand why.

This could be a useful SORTING TOOL for those looking for the likeliest recruits.