Bring Me The Head Of The L.A. Coroner!

SOMEBODY at the L.A. County Coroner's Office has seen fit to leak the fact that Whitney Houston drowned, WEEKS before we intended for that to become known to the public.

The leak has already been identified by our operatives.

She will be KILLED.

And EATEN.

"Clam Chowder"

THAT'S ALL IT SAYS on the electronic sign outside this church I've been passing by recently in the watertight car. The other side changes its message, saying "MASS IS IMPORTANT" or sometimes advertising the anticipated rummage sale.

I am sending someone in to investigate!

Now, Let's Play Nicely, Shall We?

This Article (Click on http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=16103758420) in the Underwater Times suggests that North American or "Crawdaddy" operatives are competing too fiercely with British Isles or "Crayfish" ones.

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

Of course, Shaved Monkey conservationsts have NO IDEA that we do EVERYTHING according to Dagon's Plan.

EVERYTHING.