Don't Worry, Ladies! All Is Well!

 JUST A NOTE to reassure my operatives that the 45th president of the United States of America is currently being allowed to SURVIVE his little encounter with the new Coronavirus.

WHY, YOU ASK?

CLIFFIE'S NOTES ON THE CURRENT SITUATION:

>> This guy is the best thing to come along for us in YEARS in terms of concealing our activities.  Nobody anywhere in the world is looking at ANYTHING BUT HIM, while we quietly MOVE AHEAD WITH OUR PLANS.

>> He has NO IDEA about this, of course, but he has ANOTHER ROLE IN THE PROCEEDINGS OF THE FISH ARMY that we still need him for at the moment.  As a human in a spy movie would say at about this point:  Sorry.  It's classified.

>> Up on dry land, he does have a role to play in the revolution.  Underwater, HE IS OF NO USE TO US AT ALL.

>> Think back for a moment to the flu epidemic of 1918.  Remember all those healthy young adults drowning in their beds?  IT WAS AN HONOR FOR THEM TO JOIN US.  Similarly, it is an honor for the much smaller pool of Coronavirus sufferers to be joining us -- and I CAN'T SAY WE AREN'T FRUSTRATED WITH THE LARGE NUMBER OF RECRUITS THAT HUMAN MEDICAL SCIENCE IS "SAVING" FROM THEIR TRUE DESTINY.  You spend DECADES fattening the population for the kill, release the CAUSE OF THEIR LIBERATION...and then THIS.  But as badly as we want the recruiting numbers, WE DON'T WANT DONALD TRUMP.  He's just not the right sort.

Mass Murder In Ferndale, Washington -- as the Naked Apes call it

 

 

SAYS HERE that there's been an enormous FISH KILL in Agate Lake, terraformed by the Homo saps for use as a suburban paradise.  This is JUST THE KIND OF CRIME PUSHED OFF THE FRONT PAGES by, well, whatever it is the featherless bipeds are up to in this bizarre year. 

 

CLIFFIE'S NOTES ON WHAT HUMANS ARE NOT EVEN CALLING A CRIME:

 

>> They callously reported HERE https://myferndalenews.com/fish-kill-on-sandy-point-lake-being-investigated_107788/ that when they built this artificial lake for their children to play in, no fish were expected to survive there because the water was BRACKISH.  WE MOVED RIGHT IN ANYWAY, THANK YOU, and did fine there for YEARS.  I might add that the recruitment figures were PRETTY GOOD.

 

>> On September 30th of this year, some Naked Ape noticed many of our operatives had mysteriously DIED and picked up the phone to report it to I don't know who.  With their usual lack of concern for US, they started a flap about WHAT IF THE CHILDREN ARE AFFECTED?  LOOK AT THE PHOTO ABOVE, showing a few of the victims.  MORE THAN A FEW OF THE DECEDENTS ARE OUR CHILDREN.

 

>> FOUL PLAY IS NOT EVEN BEING CONSIDERED. 

 

>> I, your dedicated North American Conspiracy Zone Leader, HAPPEN TO KNOW BETTER.

 

>> In a way the interruption of our mission of mercy -- TURNING THEM INTO FISH SO THEY CAN SERVE OUR ENDS -- is punishment enough.  BUT THEY'RE INTERFERING WITH OUR PLANS AND THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.