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Operative Murder Makes The News

 WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING.

This was posted at Reddit as a video about a SHARK ATTACK.  Naturally I looked, because none of us had heard about a Shark operative recruiting any new Naked Apes for aquatic service recently.  IF IT HAPPENS, I KNOW, even if it's outside our Conspiracy Zone.

We have been in more of a Bass, Asian Carp and Lamprey recruiting phase at the moment.  

(Any land operatives reading this who are just starting to change into fish:  eventually you will be getting these bulletins naturally as they occur, without me needing to TELL YOU.)

Well, ladies, imagine my surprise when I looked at the video and it was an attack ON a Shark operative, right in the boundary between our Zone and the Northern Circumpolar Zone.  

This operative, who I am NOT GOING TO NAME ON THE INTERNET, was doing some publicity work around the dry land the featherless bipeds call Newfoundland.  In the morning after she arrived...she turned up DEAD.  MURDERED.

We haven't seen much of this sort of brutality since the anti-Shark campaigns in the years following the release of JAWS.

Rest assured that she did NOT DIE IN VAIN.  We can see from the news footage posted above that the murder has focused MORE ATTENTION THAN EVER on fish concerns and even fish welfare.  Newfoundland is actually GREAT that way.  The island is full of operatives, IN THE SEA AND UP ON DRY LAND, tuned in very well to the fish. 

Don't worry about the killers.  THEY'LL BE TAKEN CARE OF in due course.