Someone Posted This Photo Online...

...with this description:

"Here's the only pic I've taken at the convention.  It's the Creature playing a bagpipe to some metal score.  Because why the fnck not?"


I don't THINK it's a security leak.  I have the girls looking into it right now.

This Is Why We Do It, Ladies...

SAYS HERE that the Te Wait o Te Taniwha, or Sacred Mermaid Pools, in New Zealand are being closed INDEFINITELY because of all the Shaved Monkey urine, used sanitary products and miscellaneous GARBAGE tossed there by inconsiderate Naked Ape tourists.

The photo above shows what the pools are SUPPOSED to look like.  Lately they are more and more resembling a TYPICAL HUMAN MIDDEN.  The tourists were already beginning the process of layering the area with junk strata, the same problem we see EVERYWHERE THEY LIVE.  Which these days means...EVERYWHERE.

Also in the news today, I saw that a patch of Siberia with 2.6 million featherless bipeds living on it is starting to produce its own BLACK SNOW, caused by someone mining in the area without keeping the coal dust in check.  THOSE ARE OUR ANCESTORS RAINING DOWN, LADIES.  Almost as if they were trying to tell us something, isn't it?

Oh, and they announced this last week that the monarch butterfly, a species other than themselves that they actually LIKE, is careening towards the cliff's edge of extinction.  All the efforts Naked Apes in my area have been making to plant as much milkweed as possible has been for NAUGHT because for every shaved monkey planting something beneficial to local insects, there are a dozen others nuking the area with all the most noxious chemicals they can find so nothing will grow except their foreign-grass lawns that even the DEER won't eat.  And let's not forget those filthy-smelling Bradford pear trees that don't support a single species of local caterpillar.

I'm just saying all this to emphasize that THEY DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH.  The sooner we turn them all into chunks of coral, and Minnows and Snow Crabs, the better.

They Look, But They Do Not See

Fools...Pitiful fools!

Buy Yours Now!

That's an order.

A Salute To Julie Adams

This last week we lost Julie Adams, who was SIMPLY THE FINEST LAND-BASED RECRUITING OPERATIVE WE HAD WORKING FOR THE FISH ARMY IN THE PREVIOUS CENTURY.  Above you can see a scene from her best-known role in The Creature From The Black Lagoon, the ULTIMATE CLASSIC in piscatorial love stories and just about the last movie I, personally, ever expected to see come out of Universal Studios.

Ms. Adams had a long and varied career in movies and TV, but THIS FILM IS THE ONLY REASON MOST PEOPLE HAVE EVER HEARD OF HER -- the one about her doomed romance with the Gill Man, played on land by Ben Chapman and underwater by Ricou Browning.

THIS IS AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY to watch the movie again, ladies, and observe the CHEMISTRY between the land creature and the aquatic one.  His intense interest; her hesitation; and the way he SIMPLY CLAIMS HER FOR HIS OWN without endangering a hair on her head for an instant, in spite of the movie's horror-story trappings.  This is an older, more aggressive style of recruitment no longer practical for most recruiters.  THESE DAYS THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITHOUT BEING LIVE-STREAMED ON THE INTERNET, and seeing that in the future forced us to revert to subtler forms of persuasion.

The film attempts to paint Kay Lawrence, Julie Adams's character in the movie, as a fainting damsel in distress who needs rescuing by the menfolk, but SHE IS NOTHING OF THE KIND.  Her character has a sharp mind and as you can see in this gif, there's NOTHING WRONG WITH HER MUSCLE TONE, EITHER.  Please note as you watch the movie that she never raises a finger to stop the Gill Man's plans.  OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS IN ON IT ALL ALONG.  She's a better swimmer than most of the men in this movie, frankly, and if the Gill Man had gotten her all the way back to his lair and started her transformation into a fish, she might have had a better scissor stroke than the Gill Man did himself...AND THE CHILDREN THEY WOULD HAVE HAD!

...WOULDA, COULDA, SHOULDA.

If fish could speak, THERE WOULD STILL BE NO WORDS FOR US TO DESCRIBE the size or scope of her contribution to Piscatorial Love.  As compelling and attractive as the Gill Man was, it was her reactions to him that DREW WOMEN BY THE MILLION INTO THE WATER, LIKE LEMMINGS.

Julie and Ben, TOGETHER FOREVER!

Time To Make A Virtue Of Necessity, Ladies!

SEE THE SMILE ON THIS OPERATIVE'S FACE?

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S HIGH ON COCAINE.

Naked Apes in the European Conspiracy Zone are getting alarmed because of all the Bolivian marching powder being flushed down the toilets.  I can't find the article where I read it now, but one of the shaved monkeys estimated that 80,000 "lines" of the stuff enter British waterways DAILY.  Eels like the operative pictured above are DRINKING IT LIKE FISH and behaving in ways not normally seen in what their scientists think of as their familiar fish friends.

I confess I am rather TOUCHED that they are expressing concern about injuries not healing normally in our sisters to the East, and the effects the stuff may be having on their breathing, behavior and so forth.  Of course it was NOT LONG AT ALL before they returned to their favorite subject,  THEMSELVES, and started worrying aloud about what effect the nose candy must be having on the yard apes THEIR PRECIOUS CHILDREN.  And of course some of them must be getting drug tested at work, so there's that.

Of course, OUR Conspiracy Zone is INNOCENT of that sort of contamination.  The average American spends EVERY DIME on opioids, and in order to stay high are probably EATING THEIR OWN FECES and DRINKING THEIR OWN PEE so not a molecule of it is lost.

But here's my advice to European recruiting, concealment and transmission operatives:  AS LONG AS YOU'RE HIGH ON COKE, MAKE THE MOST OF IT.  Featherless bipeds who use coke FLOCK TOGETHER and they often actively exclude anyone they think is clean and sober.  If you have a taste of the stuff anyway, you can certainly use it as a way of forming connections -- or being a drug connection for! -- those you seek to recruit.

And coke makes the human user hallucinate, no?  Letting your fish disguise slip for a moment can convince them that the coke you have to offer them is REALLY PRIMO STUFF. Little will they realize that you are offering them something something so utterly different, so utterly life-changing, that cocaine will soon look rather silly to them.

Cocaine is also known for giving the user EXTRA ENERGY, and the concerned human scientists observing the wasted Eels are seeing this already.  TAKE ADVANTAGE.  Get out there and NETWORK.