Saturday, February 02, 2019

Time To Make A Virtue Of Necessity, Ladies!



SEE THE SMILE ON THIS OPERATIVE'S FACE?

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S HIGH ON COCAINE.

Naked Apes in the European Conspiracy Zone are getting alarmed because of all the Bolivian marching powder being flushed down the toilets.  I can't find the article where I read it now, but one of the shaved monkeys estimated that 80,000 "lines" of the stuff enter British waterways DAILY.  Eels like the operative pictured above are DRINKING IT LIKE FISH and behaving in ways not normally seen in what their scientists think of as their familiar fish friends.

I confess I am rather TOUCHED that they are expressing concern about injuries not healing normally in our sisters to the East, and the effects the stuff may be having on their breathing, behavior and so forth.  Of course it was NOT LONG AT ALL before they returned to their favorite subject,  THEMSELVES, and started worrying aloud about what effect the nose candy must be having on the yard apes THEIR PRECIOUS CHILDREN.  And of course some of them must be getting drug tested at work, so there's that.

Of course, OUR Conspiracy Zone is INNOCENT of that sort of contamination.  The average American spends EVERY DIME on opioids, and in order to stay high are probably EATING THEIR OWN FECES and DRINKING THEIR OWN PEE so not a molecule of it is lost.

But here's my advice to European recruiting, concealment and transmission operatives:  AS LONG AS YOU'RE HIGH ON COKE, MAKE THE MOST OF IT.  Featherless bipeds who use coke FLOCK TOGETHER and they often actively exclude anyone they think is clean and sober.  If you have a taste of the stuff anyway, you can certainly use it as a way of forming connections -- or being a drug connection for! -- those you seek to recruit.

And coke makes the human user hallucinate, no?  Letting your fish disguise slip for a moment can convince them that the coke you have to offer them is REALLY PRIMO STUFF. Little will they realize that you are offering them something something so utterly different, so utterly life-changing, that cocaine will soon look rather silly to them.

Cocaine is also known for giving the user EXTRA ENERGY, and the concerned human scientists observing the wasted Eels are seeing this already.  TAKE ADVANTAGE.  Get out there and NETWORK.

1 Comments:

Blogger Ur-spo said...

codfish on coke - what a disgrace

4:36 PM  

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