Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Change You Can Believe In!

Someday, ladies this will be YOU.  Of course you may or may not be a Snakehead -- you may be anything from a Colossal Squid to a Sponge -- but YOUR DAY WILL COME.  You will join us in the water and live with Dagon in wonder and glory for ever.

Wednesday, February 01, 2017

And Speaking Of T-Shirts...

Finally, someone figured out the course of human evolution!!!

This Is Interesting...

Part of my role as your North American Fish Conspiracy Zone Leader is finding and interpreting piscatorial texts for you, my operatives.  I thought this t-shirt might be appropriate as a job description AS LONG AS I CAN STILL WEAR ONE: 

I mean, Clarias batrachis rarely wears any sort of clothing.  But if I buy it in an easy size, once my transformation is complete and I enter the Great Lakes forever, maybe my successor can wear it instead.