Tuesday, January 03, 2017

This Caught My Eye Today...

 
 
YOU TELL ME, ladies.  Is this more of a recruiting aid, or an insult?  We'll discuss this MUCH MORE DEEPLY at your next local monthly chapter meeting.
 
I'm seeing an occasional flash of scales at the meeting-hall entrance, ladies.  Remember:  CONCEALMENT IS EVERYTHING.  Wrap up if you can, use pancake if needed, and TUCK IN THOSE TENTACLES when you're out and about in public. 

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Here's Wishing Everyone An Unavoidably Wet New Year!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Quote Of the day -- Maybe Even The Whole Year!



"Breathes there a man with soul so dead that he's immune to the theatrical possibilities of a plate of fried calamari?  Even bank presidents and Presbyterian ministers have been known to put the tentacle parts up their noses and pretend the garlic bread is Captain Nemo's submarine..."
 
-- P.J. O'Rourke, in Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book For Rude People