This Isn't Just A Dream Anymore!

 

...It's RIGHT WITHIN YOUR GRASP.  Speak to your local recruiter today and start making the transformation now!

This Is What We're On About, Ladies

 

Here's a BBC news link about the crime:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-66449543

I especially love the way the article's authors and editors ignore the UNCOUNTED DEAD PRAWNS as unimportant.  Just the "rare" skates who were murdered and dumped at the same time.

THIS IS WHY WE MUST, AND WILL, PREVAIL AGAINST THE SEATRUCTIVE HUMAN RACE.  

The word "seatructive" was an especially fitting AutoDistort error, so I'm leaving it right where it is.

WE OF THE UNITED SKATES OF AMERICA ARE WORKING AGAINST YOU EVERY DAY. WE ARE PART OF A MUCH, MUCH LARGER FORCE.  YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE.

This Is Puzzling...

Says here that a Scottish university has warned students about the GRAPHIC FISHING SCENES in this book.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10555411/University-warns-students-Ernest-Hemingways-Old-Man-Sea-contains-graphic-scenes-FISHING.html

Isn't that why they're reading it in the first place?