Our Secrets Appear To Be Safe...

Behold a recruiting operative -- named "Octavius" by the Shaved Monkeys who put "him" on display at the UGA Aquarium in Savannah, Georgia -- who has the eyes of landscum everywhere upon him after he unexpectedly gave birth to more than a few babies, confounding the "experts."

They admitted they find it very hard to determine the sex of an Octopus.

They also admitted they find it very hard to keep baby octo-tentaculars alive.

The infants, WHO ASKED NOT TO BE NAMED IN THIS BLOG POST, will of course mostly be committing suicide TO KEEP OUR SECRETS SAFE. 

This article  indicates that the little ladies are already working on that project.  

FOOLS.  You will never know our secrets!