Well, One Of Our Secrets Is Out...

It appears that the featherless bipeds have come to realize that our lovely blue-green algae sisters have GONE AIRBORNE to meet and recruit them in A WHOLE NEW WAY.  Oh, the scare talk is a delight: 

>> Unspecified, debilitating, even fatal illnesses caused by flying blue-green algae!

>> ALS and Alzheimer's caused by airborne algal bloom menace!

>> Keep your dogs and cats away from scummy water, whether red, green or blue!

>> Workers wearing hazmat suits and gas masks to avert the terror from the skies!

>> You, too, may have inhaled toxic algae!  BE AFRAID!

I haven't had this much fun in YEARS.