Blue Lingcod Status Update

 

The secrets of these blue-through-and-through operatives are PERFECTLY SAFE.  And you ladies know how Shaved Monkey scientists are.  Even if they stumble across our secret, they will TOTALLY MISINTERPRET it and our secrets will STILL be safe.  Meanwhile, the more they study us, the more of them we can recruit for Our Glorious Cause.

All is good.