Humans Baffle Me Sometimes...

...Their motivations, I mean.  In the news this week is the fact that, after Stormy Daniels -- a porn actress currently in the news -- explained to the press that the current leader of the free world is "obsessed by" and "terrified of" our Shark operatives.  She apparently knows this because, as she keeps insisting, they have never had anything to do with each other.

This gave many of us here at North American Conspiracy Zone HQ a nasty shiver, remembering the explosives people started feeding to these critically-important operatives after the release of Jaws. 

And what was the response this time?  A surge in contributions to Shark charities like Sea Shepherd, the Shark Alliance, Shark Savers, Predators In Peril, The Shark Trust, and a variety of adopt-a-shark programs.

Considering all the damn-the-torpedoes supporters this guy seems to have, well, I guess I'm pretty surprised. 

It sure beats a mouth full of dynamite, though!