Mass Murder In Ferndale, Washington -- as the Naked Apes call it

 

 

SAYS HERE that there's been an enormous FISH KILL in Agate Lake, terraformed by the Homo saps for use as a suburban paradise.  This is JUST THE KIND OF CRIME PUSHED OFF THE FRONT PAGES by, well, whatever it is the featherless bipeds are up to in this bizarre year. 

 

CLIFFIE'S NOTES ON WHAT HUMANS ARE NOT EVEN CALLING A CRIME:

 

>> They callously reported HERE https://myferndalenews.com/fish-kill-on-sandy-point-lake-being-investigated_107788/ that when they built this artificial lake for their children to play in, no fish were expected to survive there because the water was BRACKISH.  WE MOVED RIGHT IN ANYWAY, THANK YOU, and did fine there for YEARS.  I might add that the recruitment figures were PRETTY GOOD.

 

>> On September 30th of this year, some Naked Ape noticed many of our operatives had mysteriously DIED and picked up the phone to report it to I don't know who.  With their usual lack of concern for US, they started a flap about WHAT IF THE CHILDREN ARE AFFECTED?  LOOK AT THE PHOTO ABOVE, showing a few of the victims.  MORE THAN A FEW OF THE DECEDENTS ARE OUR CHILDREN.

 

>> FOUL PLAY IS NOT EVEN BEING CONSIDERED. 

 

>> I, your dedicated North American Conspiracy Zone Leader, HAPPEN TO KNOW BETTER.

 

>> In a way the interruption of our mission of mercy -- TURNING THEM INTO FISH SO THEY CAN SERVE OUR ENDS -- is punishment enough.  BUT THEY'RE INTERFERING WITH OUR PLANS AND THAT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.