Come And Get Your Love!

It was an operative in the human territory they call "Indiana" who brought this film to my attention.  It is currently making the rounds on the World Wide Web and was created on Tik Tok by someone known on the Net as @urlocalblackguy.

CLIFFIE'S NOTES ON THIS BLOCKBUSTER RECRUITING TOOL:

>>  First let's take note of the fact that the same guy plays both the Titanic passenger and the fish who's come to recruit him.  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?  Well, bear in mind that the very newest recruits go on looking exactly like their old, unimproved Shaved Monkey selves for some time, before the last of their hair falls out and the fins and scales start emerging.  EVERY SINGLE DAY land operatives meet up with humans and at first, ONLY THE FISH REALLY KNOWS THAT ONE OF THEM IS A FISH. 

>> But if you think about it, there's REALLY MORE TO IT THAN THAT.  One quality we look for in a new recruit to help us in Our Glorious Cause is that sense of RECOGNITION they feel when they get close to the recruiter who is going to draw them into the waves, like a Lemming recognizing another Lemming just before the one follows the other into the sea.  In this short film, gosh, it's JUST AS IF HE WERE WAKING UP AND GREETING HIMSELF.

>> AND HE IS!  This sleeper has just laid his hands on the axle of his DESTINY, and they both know it.  The sleeper, suddenly WIDE AWAKE, is just starting to ask the first question about the route they're taking when the film ends.  "What..?"

>> Using the Titanic as a metaphor was perfect!  There's only one way this ship is headed and IT'S NOT DRY LAND.

>> I also want you ladies to note the song the filmmaker chose as his soundtrack:  "Come And Get Your Love" by Redbone.  ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT?  Because we love them, WE NEED TO SAVE THEM FROM THEMSELVES and change them from the miserable, destructive, hairy bipeds they are now into beneficial water-breathers.  MARRY THE OPPOSITION is always our rallying cry, ladies...