Conspiracy Watch, May 2019

SAYS HERE that according to a very informal survey of birdwatchers in the US of A, asking about sightings of foreign species of PARROT, there are 56 well-documented species of them TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY.  Having wiped out the only local species -- the Carolina Parakeets and Thick-Billed Parrots -- the Homo saps then set about importing NEW ONES, the best-known being the notorious Monk Parakeets who nest cheerfully even in bitterly cold areas in enormous communal nests (see image) that damage trees, power lines and buildings -- to say nothing of the NOISE LEVEL.  One thing about our own Fish Conspiracy: it's pretty much SILENT.  You can't say that about hookbills.

I just want to SALUTE the noble efforts of these operatives intent on TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY, not least because they form an effective DISTRACTION from our own recruiting efforts, aimed at drawing all 7 billion humans into the sea, like Lemmings.