Surprise Accolades From Those We Mean To Rule!

 

 

SAYS HERE that Goldfish have been described by Australian Shaved Monkey scientists at Murdoch University as "one of the world's worst invasive aquatic species," and THEY OUGHT TO KNOW.  It would be hard to find a place on Earth more overrun than Australia, between the Cats, Rats, Bun Rabbits, Cane Toads, Sheep, and -- yes -- CAMELS, all of whom are working day and night to eat the Aussies out of house and home.  Let us not forget the Trees of Heaven, Clockvines, St. John's Wort and Paterson's Curse who work silently to overspread everything and MAKE THE DESERT BLOOM down that way.  

But this moment goes to our own operatives, the noble Goldfish, for their tireless efforts to recruit their way up the Vasse River and ANY OTHER WATERWAY THEY CAN FIND, and as they go they draw humans into the water like Lemmings.  There are answering cries of human protest worldwide.

AND FOR EVERY PROTESTER, THERE ARE TWO DOZEN NAKED APES SLIPPING MORE GOLDIES INTO THE WATER.

Nice work, everyone.  YOUR EFFORTS ARE NOT IN VAIN.

Let me just draw your attention for a moment to the operative shown above with a Naked Ape, presumably her CAPTOR.  But look at the smile on his face.  He's THRILLED to be in her presence, as most humans are.  

He doesn't think she's a bad thing in his life.

THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO HIM.