A Surveillance Tool Provided By Unsuspecting Humans

CLICK HERE to snoop ANY TIME YOU WANT on what the landscum prefer to call the commercial-fishing and fish-farming industries, but which WE IN THE KNOW like to call Monkey hunting.

The operative in question had no objection to us publishing her name on the Net, as a great deal of time has gone by since she entered the sea and there is no Naked Ape alive who remembers her. Nyoiti Fumiko gave her ALL to bring these two together, and IT WORKED PERFECTLY. Why she needed to connect the writer of the letter to its recipient is CLASSIFIED, sorry. But this is really a very modest example of why humankind will NEVER tumble to what we are doing here; the glacial pace of our planning, and the bedrock patience of our operatives, NEVER EVEN REGISTERS ON THE HUMANS' RADAR. There are DEFINITE ADVANTAGES to belonging to a race that measures time, not in seconds, years or even centuries, but in GEOLOGICAL AGES.

A Salute to the "Fish Doctors"

I dasn't "out" myself by admitting how I know Tom Campbell, the proprietor of The Fish Doctors. I need to stay undercover until I finish changing over from Mulier sapiens to Clarias batrachis. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. But I need to say that he is a great American example of how ANYONE CAN MAKE GOOD by exploiting an opening in the free market. It's never a bad idea to attach yourself like a Lamprey (What? I like Lampreys) to a thriving business like a hospital -- medicine being almost the only viable industry in the state at the moment -- especially if your goal is to FILL EVERY WAITING ROOM IN THE PLACE WITH FISH.

I want to say THANKS, Tom, for all you've done to FURTHER OUR CAUSE, bringing piscatorial operatives from EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE to infiltrate the homes and businesses of the landscum ALL SORTS OF PROMISING HUMAN RECRUITS.

Unlike the typical crappy pet store, which many recruits RIGHTLY SEE as a sort of death-camp arrangement for our beloved sisters, the Fish Doctors' approach has been to help ASSURE THE SUCCESS of every tank-based fish operation in SE Michigan. Tom and his crack staff don't merely sell someone a bunch of equipment and wish the new recruits luck; they offer to follow up to keep the fish HAPPY, HEALTHY AND RECRUITING for much longer than they normally would in the home or business fishtank. This includes fresh-, salt-, and in all likelihood brackish-water operatives, ranging from the common to the exotic. In short, Campbell is helping bring ALL OUR TALENTS TO BEAR on the human recruits we seek among the doomed, hairy, bipedal race.

And no, I'm NOT posting the stats on how many recruits his fishtanks have brought in; that's classified.

And no, I'm not telling my readers whether Tom Campbell himself is one of our recruits, transforming as I type this into an Electric Catfish, or possibly a freshwater Crab. That kind of information is deeply personal, not meant to be bandied about recklessly. AND it's classified.

Be sure to check in at the Fish Doctors' Web site.

Again: Thanks, Tom. You rock.

Great And Manifold Are Our Fishy Blessings Today!

Check THIS out.

This is a terrific addition to our Hiding In Plain Sight project. It never ceases to amaze me, the way the humans seem to MEET US HALFWAY in our efforts to infiltrate. Thanks to the Tulsa chapter for contributing this great link!