This Is Why We Generally Turn Humans Aquatic...

 

...and NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.  There is simply NO WAY an aquatic life form wants to engage in this kind of, I guess, humor.  LOOK AT THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES.  It will tell you all you need to know about their interest in dressing like frat boys.

The answer is to turn humans piscatorial so they can, quite literally, SWIM AWAY FROM ALL THIS NONSENSE.  The doofusy t-shirts will biodegrade, or our Rat sisters will process them into bedding.  Ladyslippers and ferns will grow up through the chassis of every abandoned internal-combustion vehicle.  Their cultivated fields will go back to forest.  And the rivers, lakes and seas will be filled with FISH who do not miss being ridiculous NAKED APES.

In Your Moments Of Darkest Despair, Watch This

 

They think THEY are doing great things with the Whoosh Technologies Salmon Cannon.  But, in fact, WE are.  Never forget, ladies, that WE are behind these innovations.

So true!

 

Best Piscatorial Accoutrement Spotted Today!

 

Isn't This Question Kind Of Bass-Ackwards?

 

Surreal, Or Just Real?

 

I saw this posted online as an example of surrealism, which is a word currently being BEATEN ALL OUT OF SHAPE by the landscum.  They used to use it to mean random ideas, images and sounds tacked together in a way that makes no sense, which is the original meaning of the word.  They also now use it to describe any moment that a featherless biped considers emotionally powerful or important.  Funny, because that is just about the opposite of the original meaning.

I suspect this was meant to be seen as surreal in the original sense, but if that's what the artist meant, I HAVE TO RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE.  If you're a member of the piscatorial world you will immediately see that this is an EMOTIONALLY POWERFUL, IMPORTANT image of WHAT WE ARE ABOUT.

The only surreal detail is that we are NOT FIGHTING THE MUSHROOMS.

Memes Like These Give Me Hope...

 ...that maybe more of the shaved monkeys are 

starting to get the idea?