Yes, She's Lying

 

I found this on the front page of the December, 2024 edition of The Onion, a paper that REVEALS GREAT TRUTHS THROUGH HUMOR...

She's obviously NOT ONE OF US, and the only humans not part of our army who have gills GOT THAT WAY VIA SURGERY.  WE WOULD NEVER TRIFLE WITH SURGERY to make a human into a fish or vice-versa.  WE HAVE OUR OWN METHODS.

But it's an interesting CONCEALMENT idea. The LAST place anyone would look for a human with REAL gills would be is the Kardashian family, because everything about them is so OBVIOUSLY FAKE.   

This might offer us a PERFECT NEW PLACE TO HIDE.  Fish women encased in the silicone bodies of FASHION MODELS and ONLINE INFLUENCERS, who are expected to be faker than fake REGARDLESS.

We'll definitely be DISCUSSING THIS FURTHER at future chapter meetings.