Luncheon Interrupted By -- You Guessed It -- Rampaging Naked Apes

THE FEATHERLESS BIPEDS NEVER LEARN.

Luckily, neither the attendees at LUNCH nor the LUNCH ITSELF was injured.

Unluckily, the passengers in the CAR could not ALSO be consumed because of the arrival of what the Naked Apes call FIRST RESPONDERS.  But YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL, LADIES.

WE DID, HOWEVER, RECRUIT ONE OF THEM.  

The Alligator operatives involved have asked to have their names withheld on the Internet.

A Lovely Mermaid Tale From Canada

 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYGYetLOWgi/?igsh=MXdoc2o3YTJwZDhkYQ==

This tale of PISCATORIAL VENGEANCE from the frozen North warms the cockles of my two-chambered heart!

The teller apparently FAILS TO NOTICE that the supposed RETALIATION against the young woman on the shore -- the fish are angry at her because she loves fish so much! -- is THE NICEST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE.   They bring her into the sea and she slowly TURNS INTO A FISH, exactly the same process we are working on RIGHT NOW.

In a very realistic touch, the young woman WALKS THE SHORE LOOKING INTO A MIRROR, to see how piscatorial she is becoming.  

How anyone could present this as a HORROR STORY is beyond me!

Why, Yes -- You Are, In Fact, Being Watched.