Here We Go Again!

This is the kind of skewed reporting that makes the Naked Apes terrified of our ocean operatives:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/sperm-whale-attacks-south-pacific-b3060212.html

See, they say a "gang" of Sperm Whale operatives "attacked" a yacht, as if the whales rode up on motorcycles carrying guns and surrounded the hapless boat with evil intent. 

This is especially bad timing because of the imminent release of the movie version of Whalefall, a story calculated to increase human terror of operatives who would NEVER BOTHER YOU if you just LET THEM ALONE.  Whales are not malevolent.  THE HUMANS ARE.

IN FACT, LADIES, the yacht was traveling without noticing where it was and not dreaming that they had NO BUSINESS BEING THERE, IN WHALE TERRITORY.

The article makes clear that a SINGLE IMPACT cracked the yacht like an egg.  Then the poor little victims of the "attack" called for help and GOT IT.  Nobody interfered with their rescue.  IF WE WANTED YOU DEAD, YOU WOULD BE.  How many featherless bipeds on this flimsy boat were drowned, consumed or even nipped by Whales, Sharks or anything else that glories in the deep? NONE.  That tells you everything you need to know. We didn't want to recruit a single one of you.  You are NOT OUR SORT.  When you wanted to get out of the water, you were allowed to do it without a murmur from fish HQ. 

YOU HIT ONE OF US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

GO BACK TO DRY LAND AND STAY THERE.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUYS.  Get a load of that flair (as I think they call it on Reddit), "IT COULD HAPPEN HERE." If you idiots would look where you were going and not interfere with Whale Ops,  it would NOT happen, certainly not in your waterproof living rooms in the front of the IDIOT BOXES YOU WATCH CONSTANTLY, WHICH YOU HAVE PROGRAMMED TO SPEW LIES ABOUT US AROUND THE CLOCK.

GET OUT OF OUR WAY. 

STOP BLAMING US FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO.

I'm just saying...

True That...

 

As the Naked Apes say:  

Stuff THAT in your pipe and smoke it.