Says Here in the 'Cape Cod Times'...

 

...this edition specifically: Stinging moon jellyfish off Cape Cod lead to investigation https://share.google/AQkKScvb3jTRYNEiK

...that the landscum have tumbled to the fact that what they call Moon Jellyfish are increasingly READY AND ABLE to sting them, even from a long distance, by emitting essences into the water where it can find our quarry swimming. 

Of course they are INTENSELY CONCERNED, because HOW DARE WE?

To which we say, LOOK WHO'S TALKING!

It's A Good Choice!

 ...but Dagon may or may not grant that wish.  Take comfort in the fact that somehow, some way, WE ALL TURN BACK INTO FISH EVENTUALLY.

WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED NO MATTER WHAT THEY THROW AT US

Linky: A strange transmissible cancer is spreading through the catfish in this lake : NPR https://share.google/eTEKrcfAsvpSGRkrp

Another linky: Clam Cancer Spreads Along Eastern Seaboard : Shots - Health News : NPR https://share.google/OfPfgmivjggsxRSLr

Just wait until we TURN THIS AROUND and start spreading it back to the Naked Apes!  MELANOMA and LEUKEMIA are words that reduce their species to gibbering hysterics.

HAS ANY FISH, ANYWHERE EVER SUCCUMBED TO HYSTERIA?  NO. 

WHY?  

WE DON'T GET UPSET.  WE GET EVEN.  AND THEM SOME.