This Is How The Featherless Bipeds Think

 

...so they PUT A HOOK IN HER MOUTH, DRAG HER OUT OF THE WATER FOR A PHOTO, keep her struggling to breathe in someone's lap for I know not how long, then finally let her leave, sublimely confident that they haven't injured her enough to KILL her.  So in their simian minds it's PERFECTLY OK.  In fact, they think this makes them CONSERVATIONISTS.

It ought to be UNTHINKABLE but they do this DAILY all over the world, imagining as they TORTURE OUR OPERATIVES that they are HELPING US.

This is why we do it, ladies.  The sooner we can turn them all into BIVALVES, the better.

MAGA Speaker Warns About Evil Mermaids Spreading Wickedness!

 

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/05/maga-speaker-warns-about-evil-mermaids

The really funny thing is, SHE'S RIGHT...in a way, I guess.  Sounds as if this particular Naked Ape has been watching too many old movies and believes that our glorious Cause, to reabsorb them into the world of aquatic life and Piscatorial Love, is a BAD thing.  

But just like in those old movies, NOBODY'S GOING TO BELIEVE HER UNTIL OUR JOB IS ALREADY DONE.

Clues To Look For: Chapter Whatever

 

You don't need to be a highly-trained anything to know what to look for in this note.  Just a reminder that OUR OPERATIVES ARE EVERYWHERE.

A Lovely Web Site For Operatives That Still Use Computers

The image above is a screen shot from this site:

 https://neal.fun/deep-sea/

I RATHER LOVE IT, because of its multiple uses.  It gives Naked Apes the merest taste of what is waiting for them WHEN THEY JOIN US IN THE SEA.  It allows us another small opportunity to monitor WHAT THE LANDSCUM THINK GOES ON WITH US.  And it helps put new recruits DECIDE WHERE THEY WANT TO BE DEPLOYED when they eventually join the Fish Army.

(...Among other entertainments I am not about to post on the Internet, BECAUSE MOST OF THE READERS COULDN'T COMPREHEND THEM ANYWAY.)

Enjoy, ladies!

Progress!

 

Our Secrets Are Still Safe, Ladies...

 

I found this posted online and decided to share it with you. Um, yes, actually sharks do know about Weezer.  Fools!

Some Of Them Really Are Starting To Catch On To What We Are Doing...

 ...or they couldn't come up with memes like these: