This Is How The Featherless Bipeds Think

 

...so they PUT A HOOK IN HER MOUTH, DRAG HER OUT OF THE WATER FOR A PHOTO, keep her struggling to breathe in someone's lap for I know not how long, then finally let her leave, sublimely confident that they haven't injured her enough to KILL her.  So in their simian minds it's PERFECTLY OK.  In fact, they think this makes them CONSERVATIONISTS.

It ought to be UNTHINKABLE but they do this DAILY all over the world, imagining as they TORTURE OUR OPERATIVES that they are HELPING US.

This is why we do it, ladies.  The sooner we can turn them all into BIVALVES, the better.