Just A Thought For The Day

 

DON'T KID YOURSELVES, LANDSCUM. 

You will NOT get away from us.

As Deep Freeze Sets In, We Wish You A

 

Just In Time For Squidmas...A Serious Security Leak

 

I just saw an article at Grunge that discusses the "Octlantis" community in what the featherless bipeds call Jervis Bay, Australia.  The article talks about some of the behaviors displayed by our eight-armed operatives.   They clutch their pearls about what it all might mean!

The placement of this outpost was ALWAYS closer to the skindivers and marine biologists than we liked, and now part of our secret is out.  THEY THINK THEY'RE ONTO US.  

I can live with it, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT.

Oh, here's the article: https://www.grunge.com/1142778/the-murky-details-of-octlantis-a-city-built-and-run-by-octopuses/

A Little Smile

 

Another Squidmas Dinner Serving Suggestion

 This is obviously for more more casual come-as-you-are dining, maybe brunch?

A Pre-Squidmas Thought...

 

They're Trying!

 Someday they will get it.  

The solution to their problem will NOT involve wearing gloves.

(Literal) Breaking News

The nearly 2,000 operatives recruiting for us from the Radisson Hotel in Berlin have GIVEN THEIR LIVES for the cause.  

They are only a large, briefly-famous example of the UNTOLD MILLIONS of aquarium operatives who die horribly every year because the Naked Apes CAN'T FIGURE ANYTHING OUT...in spite of their lauded intelligence.

They didn't even get the number of operatives right in their pearl-clutching news coverage about how many streets got wet when the aquarium collapsed.

WE WILL REMEMBER.

I Guess This Was Meant To Be Funny?

 

Someone posted this online saying it was an "alternative Christmas tree" put up by fishermen.

Dagon!  Dagon!  They know not what they do!