(Literal) Breaking News

The nearly 2,000 operatives recruiting for us from the Radisson Hotel in Berlin have GIVEN THEIR LIVES for the cause.  

They are only a large, briefly-famous example of the UNTOLD MILLIONS of aquarium operatives who die horribly every year because the Naked Apes CAN'T FIGURE ANYTHING OUT...in spite of their lauded intelligence.

They didn't even get the number of operatives right in their pearl-clutching news coverage about how many streets got wet when the aquarium collapsed.

WE WILL REMEMBER.