Several operatives have e-mailed me this week with rare and exciting news footage showing MY SISTERS, Clarias batrachis, yes! the WALKING CATFISH, abroad and taking over the sidewalks and lawns of Florida. The only surprise is that they're TREATING THIS AS NEWS -- for crying out loud, we've OWNED Florida since the Sixties. If they only knew how many ELECTED OFFICIALS in that state were OUR OPERATIVES, well, let me say, then they'd have a REAL news story to bugle about.
FOOLS!
Labels: fish conspiracy, storm drains, walking catfish
