I Also Like To See Goldfish In America's Bedrooms...

...Because where else do they even belong, for crying out loud?

If Anything Makes Me Happier Than The Sight Of A Goldfish At Work...

 

...It's the sight of a really BIG Goldfish, working away tirelessly and selflessly to bring Humans under our domination.  Um, I mean to recruit them to our glorious cause.  Ahem.