Yes, It's True!

 

YES, WE ALL TALK TO EACH OTHER.  WE ALL COMMUNICATE.

IDIOTS.  

HUMANS UNDERSTAND NOTHING.

Hvaldimir Update

 

Just letting all land operatives know that despite all the furore over the supposed SHOOTING DEATH of the Beluga operative known in the press as Hvaldimir...well, it's been sorted out.  The wretched being who threw him the stick that lodged in his throat, ending his spy career, has been dealt with.  SHE WILL NOT TROUBLE US AGAIN.  And no, I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.  

Hvaldimir -- his true name is unpronouncable to Naked Apes, and is being kept off the Net for obvious security reasons -- first appeared in Norwegian waters wearing an outfit that looked like Russian spy gear.  This was like FREE POP-TARTS to the clannish, suspicious human mind and it launched our operative's CELEBRITY RECRUITING CAREER, putting him right up on the list next to Flipper and Bruce the Shark.  Both the Russians and Norwegians congratulated themselves on their exploitation of Hvaldimir's talents.

Of course, all along he was reporting STRAIGHT BACK TO US.

Your good work for our Cause will not be forgotten.

UNSPEAKABLE HORROR

 

I'M MAKING AN UNUSUAL REQUEST OF YOU, LADIES...

Copies of this book (none waterproof, sorry) will be distributed to ALL CHAPTERS.  Operatives whose eyes still work above water are to read this IMMEDIATELY for discussion at a future chapter meeting.

We need to talk about where to find the UNSPEAKABLE HORROR in this book.  Because I can't see it anywhere.  Am I now too much of a Catfish to catch the compiler's drift?

In all honesty, to my mind, there are just a few moments in here that a Naked Ape is likely to find horrific -- AND NOTHING AT ALL if you're a fish like me reading it.

BUT MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING.