New Assignment

SEE THIS GUY'S T-SHIRT?

 

Your new assignment is to collect specimens of as many different fish designs on Homo sap clothing as possible for further study. 

 

Just a little project of mine that I meant to get to before I became so piscatorial that I could no longer go out in public without BLOWING MY COVER.  But the moment has passed, and I am leaving it to you, my loyal recruits and air-breathing operatives.

 

UP ON DRY LAND, YOU LADIES ARE MY EYES, MY EARS, AND MY SHOPPING CART.

Soldierfish Eliminated From Coronavirus Inquiry?

The operative known to Homo sapiens sapiens as Pinecone Soldierfish, an early contender species in the race to beard Covid-19 in its lair, has apparently been CLEARED as a suspect.

Here's a quote from DNA Science Blog's Rick Lewis, PhD:

"Somehow, the virus that evolved into COVID-19 may have started in a bat in 2013 and gotten into fish that ended up in the Wuhan Huanan Seafood Wholesale Market at the epicenter of the pandemic."

Is this guy serial?  How would that even happen?  Do you think we spend any appreciable amount of time with bats?

But I confess I'm disappointed that we're not in the spotlight any longer over this health scare.  It would be the PERFECT REVENGE for a broad swath of humanity to be taken out by fish germs, considering what they've been doing to US all this time.