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HOW CAN A MOVIE LIKE THIS FAIL TO ENTERTAIN?

I love the fact that this is being aired, not on SyFy or Nickelodeon or on the Buck-Ninety-Eight Movie Channel, but on Animal Planet which gives a delightful ring of authenticity to the movie.  I have yet to see it, but this is a direct order: YOU HAVE TO SEE IT, LADIES.  Not for the education, but for the entertainment.  Even the release of Banno's Godzilla  has failed to lighten the emotional load around here, AND IF THIS WON'T HELP, THEN THERE IS NO HELP OUT THERE TO BE HAD.

Michigan Radio (NPR), which takes EVERYTHING too seriously, called in a LAMPREY EXPERT from the Department of Fisheries and Wildlife -- that's what I said -- to discuss this made-for-TV movie on the air.  Let me quote Michael Wagner, who clearly knows more than the average Shaved Monkey about our Lamprey sisters (she chuckled):

"...You're as safe with them (Lampreys) as you are with a Cat, because you're likely never to see a thousand of those coming at you across a field and attacking you in a big social group."

LITTLE DO THEY SUSPECT...