What's Going On In Tokyo Bay?

Two recent stories in the news made clear that Tokyo Bay is coughing up a variety of strange creatures from the briny deep.

Why, you ask? It's just the debut of our next generation of operatives, but humans won't be able to figure THAT out. R & D made the clever decision to recycle some older models in order to give the landscum the impression that the ocean depths are belching forth a variety of Lovecraftian horrors AS A SORT OF WARNING TO THE HUMAN RACE.

As if we had any intention of warning them what they're in for.

Little can they suspect that the new arrivals are simply WELCOMING HUMANS HOME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA, WHERE THEY WILL ALL COME TO LIVE IN THE FULLNESS OF TIME.

I think this is a terrific shot of a rare type of operative indeed. And handsome, too.