This Quote Really Captures It For Me...

"In many ways, we humans are the fish equivalent of a hot-rod Beetle. Take the body plan of a fish, dress it up to be a mammal, tweak and twist that mammal until it walks on two legs, talks, thinks, and has superfine control of its fingers—and you have a recipe for problems. We can dress up a fish only so much without paying a price. In a perfectly designed world—one with no history—we would not have to suffer everything from hemorrhoids to cancer." 

-- from Neil Shubin's Your Inner Fish


(ISBN 0375424474)

Just a reminder, ladies.  The sooner we get them turned BACK into fish, the happier everyone will be.