False Alarm, Everyone!

 

It was ONLY A TYPO when the lefty-righty pitcher for the Oakland As, Pat Venditte, was described in the East Oregonian as AMPHIBIOUS.  They obviously meant AMBIDEXTROUS. 

 

It's PRETTY SAD when a Catfish living in a secret sub-basement of the Manoogian Mansion is a better speller than a bunch of Shaved Monkey journalists.  It reminds me ALL OVER AGAIN of why we need to turn them all into FISH.