Oregon Recruitment Festival Beach Party: Hundreds Recruited Successfully

THOUSANDS of our transparent blue-violet sisters arrived this week on the shores of what the Naked Apes call Oregon, GIVING THEIR ALL to recruit more landscum to OUR GLORIOUS CAUSE. 

Shaved Monkey scientists warned those flocking to the party that although the "purple sails" are pretty to look at, they smell like rotting fish.

Dude, they ARE rotting fish.  Are you stupid?