Who's The Victim Here???

 

The image above shows one of the massive pressure cookers used at the (very oddly-named) Bumble Bee Tuna Company, where a factory employee named Jose Melena was DONE IN.  Someone failed to notice that he was inside before filling it with recruiting operatives, sealing it shut and turning it on.

This isn't just a disaster for Melena and his loved ones, BELIEVE YOU ME.

I UNDERSTAND THIS PROBLEM AS WELL AS ANYONE. I know that the girls in R&D have found, TIME AND AGAIN, that if we successfully integrate pieces of landscum into canned fish, it only SPEEDS THE PROCESS regarding the glorious combination of Naked Ape and Piscatorial Recruiter.  IT DRAWS THEM INTO THE WATER LIKE LEMMINGS.  But the whole operation depends heavily on SECRECY.  If once they find a finger or an eyeball in a crunchy Squid sandwich, THEY GO ALL UPTON SINCLAIR ON YOU and we LOSE instead of GAIN recruits. 

I HATE TO THINK HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL TURN AWAY FROM THE TUNA WHO GAVE THEIR ALL FOR THE CAUSE.