Signals 2015 Squidmas Catalogue...Uncorrected

The 'Signals' catalogue is still advertising this lovely item as a "Koi Vase," explaining all the magical properties of Koi and detailing where to place this handsome vase in your home, according to the rules of feng shui, to attract money.  At no point has anyone on the staff noticed that these are

GOLDFISH.

I swear the Monkey People never learn.  They can't even seem to learn the difference between one of these...

...and one of these:

Come on, is it REALLY THAT HARD?

I know, I know.  I'm deploying the Education Squad again, but I have to say at this point I DON'T HAVE MUCH HOPE.