Anchovy Lemmingdom In Spain

This dreadful story of reverse lemmingdom, in which about a grillion of our Anchovy sisters ran themselves aground on the Iberian Peninsula, should shock us all into a respectful silence in the powerful presence of true self-sacrifice.

It may be that the only effect the landscum notice is a spike in the price of canned Anchovies, but never mind them; OUR POINT WILL BE MADE where it really counts.