Tree Springs Leak In Woman's Backyard

I think we all know what this means. Yes! The Flooding Of America is beginning in earnest! For those of you who are not yet fully transformed into aquatic species, HAVE NO FEAR: the change will happen when it needs to happen.

Everybody else on our side should start thinking about what real estate they want to take over. There will be LOTS FOR EVERYONE.

Oh, the Naked Apes? I suggest they take advantage of those end-of-summer sales and buy swimfins for the whole family.