Quiz Time!

Click here to take a goofy quiz celebrating August, National Catfish Month. This is brought to you by the Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga, and you'll know at a glance that it was designed by humans, for humans. As if a preference for burritos over sushi could have anything to do with the type of Catfish Dagon chooses to make out of your useless monkey bod! He might, of course, choose to make you into a Herring, a Squid or an Elephant Seal. As a landscum lawyer might put it: your results may vary.

Hey, I thought it was kinda cute. And I feel certain a few kids will take this online quiz and discover that it gives them...pause. Yes, one or two will say; Yes, what kind of Catfish am I?