Please Don't Worry About This...

Cards and letters are pouring in about this new gadgetry, cobbled together by the landscum to try to keep count of us. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE? But seriously, this is no problem. We can't reveal how it's done on the Internet, but you'll all hear what we're doing about it at the next chapter meeting. It's SO SIMPLE to fool this technological marvel. It would make a cat laugh.