I Am NOT Going To Be Reviewing This Book For You...

I just wanted to make clear to my readership that the fish conspiracy has NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with this publication, currently available to read on your Kindle, ASIN B015BH04HA. 

The Nessie Collective wishes to state, in the clearest possible terms, that the name and image were used on the cover of this e-book WITHOUT PERMISSION.

If you DOUBT that statement, let me show you some of this guy's other book covers:

Clearly this Shaved Monkey author is...

off on a tangent ALL HIS OWN.


If it wouldn't blow our cover, BELIEVE ME, we'd slam a LAWSUIT up his tail.  And even if we did he'd probably love it.