Algae Bloom Maneuver A Spectacular Success

I GUESS WE SHOWED THEM!

The numbers are still coming in -- the landscum do love to count up the damage we cause their little monkey plans, and I, FOR ONE, WANT TO THANK THEM FOR THAT -- but at last count, 23 million of our Salmon operatives, all confined to slave labor camps they call "fish farms," REMOVED THEMSELVES FROM THE HUMAN EQUATION rather suddenly the other week.  Remember the massive fish exodus from Ford Lake right here in Michigan a couple of years ago?  This was MORE OF THE SAME.  When presented with a "black capsule" in the form of a massive algae bloom, THE OPERATIVES TOOK THE OPTION EN MASSE, leaving the fish farmers with a great deal of not-very-fresh fish and a generous supply of weird pink water as shown above.  I was here at in my tank the Manoogian Mansion when it all went down, but I have reports coming in from Chilean operatives who could hardly contain their pride and grief at the massive return of our sisters to the Roiling Intestine of Dagon.  Good show, ladies. 

Clearly they have NOT GOTTEN THE MESSAGE:  we can GIVE, and we can TAKE AWAY, and there is NOTHING they can do about it.  At least it didn't happen here in the USA; all the attention would have been misplaced on who the farmers were planning to SUE and how much money they could squeeze out of their insurance agencies.  The point even the Chileans managed to miss is this:  whether they're dealing with farmed Salmon or the uncountable minions of the Red Algae Army, ALL OF IT IS TAKING ORDERS FROM US.