Recruiting Tip

Watch for Shaved Monkeys who love to drive in such a downpour that they could almost be operating a submarine on the road.  THEY ARE DEFINITELY OUR SORT.

Similarly, look for humans who love walking, playing sports and especially swimming in the rain.  GREAT RECRUITING MATERIAL! 

If they climb up out of the pool or lake, onto dry land, and hide because it's raining, KEEP MOVING.  Don't even waste your time.