They Just Can't Seem To Figure This Out!

One of my operatives, who's keeping up on ecological issues, overheard some Shaved Monkey hand-wringing the other day about what a radio announcer called "the failure of the Salmon fishery in the Great Lakes."

Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to why the Salmon fishery is failing?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO SALMON FISHERY THERE.

The blame fool landscum keep trying to introduce different species into the lakes for "sports fishermen."  The mere presence of monkeys in hip-waders seems to make it OK in their minds to introduce species who have NO DESIRE TO BE THERE, in this case the species they call Coho and Chinook Salmon.  They do not appear to notice the contradiction: when someone notices a Sea Lamprey, a Round Goby or a Zebra Mussel they all start WEEPING AND GNASHING THEIR TEETH, but hey, let's not hold back on introducing OTHER foreign species JUST BECAUSE WE WANT OUR PICTURES TAKEN WITH THEM.  They spend MILLIONS of monkey dollars researching the reasons WHY the Gobies are doing so well when the Chinooks are committing mass suicide.

Here's the reason.

DAGON DOESN'T WANT THEM THERE.  I DON'T WANT THEM THERE.  AND WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT.