Happy Anniversary, Mary Jo!

IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY that Mary Jo Kopechne successfully engineered one of the most DAREDEVIL final transformations ever. If you think it's tricky to transform yourself into a fish and disappear in the middle of the burning sands of the Gobi, at mid-day, so none of the humans around you suspects you haven't died of athlete's foot -- WELL, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS STUNT. Our stalwart Capitol Hill plant managed to maneuver herself into Poucha Pond while spiriting the driver, Senator Ted Kennedy, out of the car safe and sound, with THE STOOPIDEST COVER STORY EVER. In fact it was SO dumb that nobody ever asked the 64 dollar question:

WHAT IF MARY JO SWAM OUT OF HER OWN MOUTH AND MADE HER ESCAPE THROUGH THE OPEN WINDOW IN THE FORM OF A CODFISH?

Good times, I tell you -- good times. THEY NEVER SUSPECTED A THING.

And why do I feel free to post this information on the Internet? BECAUSE NOBODY UP ON DRY LAND WOULD BELIEVE IT IN A MILLION YEARS. BY WHICH TIME IT WILL BE WAAAAAAAAAY TOO LATE.