Recruiting Tool -- Or Bane Of the Conspiracy?

Yes, you heard me right...LOBSTER ICE CREAM.

The website for Ben & Bill's Chocolate Emporium describes the frosty confection as "a butter-flavored ice cream," with chopped operatives added. I gather it is quite popular. I guess ANY METHOD of introducing shellfish DNA into the Naked Apes is PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. But...

I don't know, ladies. I just don't know.