Meet The Seabreacher X!

I have to say, THIS IS VERY CUTE. It's an innovation in personal submarines, allowing naked Apes to drive on the surface, drive UNDERNEATH the surface or, as you can see from the photo, launch themselves out of the water like springtailed Sharks. It's a two-seater, by the way.

Of course, this is VERY likely to promotoe PISCTORIAL LOVE if it catches on.

BUT YOU CAN SEE MY QUIBBLE WITH THIS, RIGHT? The driver is WARM AND DRY, and NO CLOSER TO BEING A FISH THAN BEFORE.

The other problem? The dang thing costs $81,000 American. We have far too many rich idjits recruited already. Scrod only knows what we're going to do with the ones we have now!