Five Years, That's All They've Got

You knew this was coming. Before long we will begin to seriously starve the humans out in order to make them more susceptible to a technique THEY INVENTED THEMSELVES, in which they readily convert to a new way of life in exchange for food they can't get any other way. One landscum name for this is "rice Christianity." How will they defend themselves from our lovingkindness then, after we've saved their hairy monkey lives?

They won't, is how.