THE ANATOMY OF THE SEA

 

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LADIES HAVE BEEN HIDING THIS BOOK FROM ME FOR SO LONG.

HOLY FROCKING SHIRTS.

Let's get some housekeeping out of the way first: the book has ISBN 978-0-8118-4633-2 assigned to it SO YOU CAN TELL IT FROM ALL THE OTHER BOOKS WITH THE SAME TITLE AND AUTHORS (David Ponsonby and Georges Dussart). 

Now, on to Cliffie's Notes:

>> ALMOST FROM THE FIRST PAGE I started to see ONE SECURITY BREACH AFTER ANOTHER.  

>> The breaches were inserted SEEMINGLY RANDOMLY, from SO MANY DIFFERENT SOURCES that it would take a GENIUS among the landscum to trace them all down to their places of origin.  Most would never bother.

>> The authors packaged this SHRAPNEL BOMB OF SECURITY LEAKS into a handsome volume heavily illustrated with EVEN MORE SECURITY LEAKS.

>> There are A FEW SAVING GRACES HERE.  One is that the vast majority of Naked Apes likely to sit down and read this book are ALREADY RECRUITS IN THE FISH ARMY, if not rapidly transforming into aquatic species themselves. 

>> Another is that the typical human reader will only LOOK AT THE PICTURES and not match them up with the written words.

Do Catfish have strokes?  BECAUSE I ALMOST HAD A STROKE READING THIS BOOK.