Bass Ackwards

WHAT YOU ARE SEEING HERE, LADIES, IS ONE OF THE GREATEST "SAVES" IN THE HISTORY OF OUR GLORIOUS CONSPIRACY!

It may NOT be immediately obvious, when you look at this photo, that this is NOT one of our Naked Ape recruits transforming into an aquatic operative.

WHAT YOU'RE SEEING HERE is one of the latest developments in FEATHERLESS BIPED MEDICINE.  They strip the skin off ONE OF US and paste it somehow onto a Naked Ape BURN VICTIM, repairing the damage and saving a human life at the cost of ONE OF US, with NO INCREASE IN OUR RANKS.

I KNOW -- THAT'S WHAT I SAID, TOO.  SO VERY DISGUSTING!

THIS IS WHAT WE DID ABOUT IT:

>>  Replaced the operatives they were planning to KILL and WEAR LIKE BANDAGES -- ladies they call North Atlantic Cod, CRITICAL to certain of our operations for HUNDREDS OF YEARS NOW -- with operatives a little different.  THEY CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE.  THEY NEVER WILL.

>> Started seeing to it that certain desirable recruitment material -- landscum we really wanted in the Fish Army who were proving to be HARD PROPOSITIONS -- were NASTILY BURNED in so many different scenarios that no human could EVER put it together that we were behind it.

>> Signed 'em up for FISH GRAFTS.

>> Until you newer ladies see more of the INNER WORKINGS of our conspiracy, you will not be in a position to see HOW MANY OF OUR PROBLEMS THIS SOLVES AT ONCE.   

>> I just want to point out that it is NOT an information leak to post all of this on the Internet.  Why?  THEY WILL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW WE DID ALL THIS EVEN AFTER WE EXPLAIN IT TO THEM IN FOUR-PART HARMONY.

They think they're so smart...Cod can't smile, but ANY FISH CAN LAUGH.

WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU, BIG-BRAINED LANDSCUM.